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If I were regularly updating my Facebook status, here are some things I might consider saying.
- thought too hard today.
- was greeted by protesters as he went to Sunday worship.
- briefly considered making a counter-protest sign: “Respect faith.”
- actually hears “David is ____” in his head (ala Facebook status) as he does things. Do you?
- blogs.
- quotes Aristotle: “We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.”
- listens to jazz in the car.
- usually bicycles to and from work.
- loves you.
- hacked your Facebook account and forced it to display this message. Success!
- has two main obstacles to getting anything done at work: compliance and IT.
- codes.
- got the Vogon poetry reference on “Chuck”.
- got rickrolled by his own brother.
- says go here to learn how to get the old Facebook back (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0). Thanks, Jon!
- was only curious why Jon would say that; wasn’t actually trying to get the old Facebook back.
- realizes that the new Facebook was probably necessary to stop the impending MySpace-like implosion.
- only buys cage-free eggs, but voted against Prop. 2.
- sometimes gets dozens of spam comments on his blog in a day, but usually no spam in Gmail.
- uses Chrome almost exclusively.
- wants to create a t-shirt. Front: <awesomeness>. Back: </awesomeness>.
- wouldn’t be adverse to a blind date with your SoCal friend.
- actually has 29 status updates–too many to post here. Read them at http://www.blog.davidjgarcia.com.
- doesn’t want to live on the moon.
- is standing right behind you.
- is a PC. And he wears glasses.
- voted.
- didn’t get fired on Friday. His boss/mentor and a quarter of the company did.
- posted 29 status updates on his blog and is done writing for now. Thank you; come again!
Latest Twitter posts:
sounds like things are crazy at work. i wouldn’t fire you either…
David, I swear when I read the status update of David is…standing right behind you I almost turned around to look in a state of paranoia.
“got rickrolled by his own brother. ”
Because inquiring minds want to know, I wikipediad “rickroll” and I’m still not sure what this means.
This is a comment to my previous comment. ; )
You know I’m one who needs to see it to “get it.”
Now that you’ve successfully rickrolled your Dad, I get it. Cute. : )
I don’t know if we’ve talked about you liking jazz before. I approve of this thing.
@Elizabeth - Thanks! I’m pretty sure the reason I didn’t get fired is because I’m significantly cheaper.
@Sarah - Haha. Yay. That’s the one I actually can’t take credit for. A friend told me that another friend had used it. Good to hear from you!
@Sunshine - Rickrolled!
@Brooke - It’s a fairly new thing. The radio stations in my car got reset for some reason, so I started looking for stations and found the local public jazz station–and it’s good! I’m hooked. I figured you’d be the friend who would appreciate that most.
Dang, I can’t show it.
Jon - I accidentally deleted your “I like the html shirt idea” comment. I’m sorry.
lol, it was the others I didn’t need.